Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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