So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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