Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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