I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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