and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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