What a fucking waste of an outfit
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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