So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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