So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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