You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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