Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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