Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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