me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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