Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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