If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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