It's Friday. Sex?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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