what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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