yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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