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I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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