do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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