I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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