I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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