I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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