my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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