seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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