The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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