When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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