Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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