I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I need moral support for this bender
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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