if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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