You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
