Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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