what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
