Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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