Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just pee around me
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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