So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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