I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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