Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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