awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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