I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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