I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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