If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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