they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
