I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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