i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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