Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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