found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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