the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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