I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think your dad took our porno
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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