I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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