whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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