Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
