she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
