do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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