she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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