How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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