she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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